Any good jokes ... ?

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[PaulB]

 

[PaulB]

I went home drunk last night and put a dartboard on the ceiling. I spent the rest of the night throwing up.

 

[rikki]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[swee'pea99]

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Reminded me of

 

[wheresthetorch]

My therapist says I have a pre-occupation with vengeance.

We’ll see about that.

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

How would I describe myself in three words?

Not very good at maths.

 

[Archie_tect]

How would you describe yourself in three words?

A rebel.

 

[wheresthetorch]

How would I describe myself in three words?

Not very good at following instructions.

 

[Chris S]

 

[Archie_tect]

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Mortified.

 

[PaulB]

Cox, Clough, Cant, Rix. That's the line-up for today's Brian of Britain.

 

[tyred]