Any good jokes ... ?

[Dirk]

View: https://youtu.be/ye8KXGa76R8


Good old Dave Allen.

 

[PaulB]

My wife's left me due to my obsession with Consumer Law. I told her she had 21 days to change her mind or she could return during that time.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Castlefords outdoor launderette opens!!


Apparantly, they got the idea after a visit to Burnley............

 

[Cavalol]

When I asked my newsagents for a Twirl and a Boost, he span around and told me I look fantastic.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Archie_tect]

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Well, let's be honest, that'll never happen....

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Dave7]

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Too true.....sadly too true.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

 

[Big John]

I read somewhere that drink is bad for you. So I gave it up. Reading, that is 🧐

 

[Cathryn]

What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce.

Chicken sees a salad.

 

[Cavalol]

Why can’t ants catch COVID?
The have little antibodies.

 

[Dave7]

The rear view mirror fell off my car a few weeks ago.
At first I was worried but tbh I haven't looked back since.

 

[Dave7]

Someone has stolen a load of sand, cement and gravel from my garden.
I think I know who did it but have no concrete evidence.