Any good jokes ... ?

[Dave7]

The serious bit.
Sorry to tell you but I just recieved a fathers day card and it is full of what it calls EMERGENCY DAD jokes.
Here goes.........
A duck goes i to a shop to buy a lipstick.
He says to the cashier "will you put it on my bill?"

 

[PaulB]

And here's some news for all those people planning on going on the London Eye today, it's not working. It's on the blink.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

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Frank n Furters day-off?

 

[Cavalol]

 

[welsh dragon]

A brummie walks into a tailors and says "Alroit, mate. I'd like a 70's suit, please."

The tailor says " certainly sir, and would you like a kipper tie?.

The brummie says "thanks mate, two sugars."

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[PaulB]

Why do airline pilots only ever speak to people called Roger?

 

[Oldhippy]

I've always wondered that.

 

[PeteXXX]

And why are most Fire Engines called Dennis?

 

[MichaelW2]

And why are most Fire Engines called Dennis?

And why was punk queen Debbie Harry obsessed with fire engines?

 

[guitarpete247]

“DO NOT TOUCH” must be the scariest thing to read in braille.

 

[Cavalol]

What's the difference between a casual dress party and a pirate having sex?
One you come as you are, the other you ARR! as you come.

 

[newts]

 

[Salty seadog]

Why do airline pilots only ever speak to people called Roger?

Well captain Over also speaks to Clarence and Victor.


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