Any good jokes ... ?

[Andy_R]

 

[Smokin Joe]

 

[tyred]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[tyred]

 

[Seevio]

Have you been forced to walk 500 miles?

Were you advised to walk 500 miles more?

If so, we can help you get compensation!

Call the Pro-Claimers now!

 

[welsh dragon]

It's finally October. That means that all the cobwebs in my House have just become Halloween decorations.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Salty seadog]

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I see the parties. I'm unsure of the joke.

Give us clue.

 

[Chromatic]

I see the parties. I'm unsure of the joke.

Give us clue.

In the past a Newcastle United supporter famously punched a police horse, now they are owned by Saudi's the animal of choice for such pugilistic activity may be a camel.

I think that's it.

 

[Arjimlad]

Has anyone thought to wake up Green Day yet? (NB this joke may not be universally understood)

 

[Profpointy]

Has anyone thought to wake up Green Day yet? (NB this joke may not be universally understood)

A friend of mine was wearing a Green Day t-shirt so naturally I asked "what's happening on green day?". She was quite nice about it and explained they were an American rock band.

 

[Chromatic]

A friend of mine was wearing a Green Day t-shirt so naturally I asked "what's happening on green day?". She was quite nice about it and explained they were an American rock band.

Apparently a good way to wind up Jamiroquai fans is to pronounce it Jammy rock why.

 

[Arjimlad]