Any good jokes ... ?

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kynikos

Veteran
Location
Elmet
I recently heard about this novel in which Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog team up for an epic adventure....

So I went down to my local library to see if they had a copy....

The librarian said that my description of the book rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not...
 
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Dave7

Legendary Member
Location
Cheshire
I find it embarrassing when I have a visitor and my dog sniffs at their crotch......... especially as its a miniature poodle so I have to lift him up to do it.
 

Sharky

Legendary Member
Location
Kent
A soldier stuck in the trenches for months during WW1. Another soldier, all clean and fresh came up to him and said "I'm Australian".
The battle weary soldier asked "have you come here to die?
To which the Aussie replied "No mate, I came here yester die"
 
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