Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Burnley Council are trying to save money on pothole filling
The local Black Pudding boilers chimney can be seen

 

[PeteXXX]

Spoiler: NSFHome

 

[tyred]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[welsh dragon]

I'm not trying to brag or anything, but I went Into another room this afternoon and i actually remembered what I went in there for. It was the bathroom but still...

 

[Andy_R]

I'm not trying to brag or anything, but I went Into another room this afternoon and i actually remembered what I went in there for. It was the bathroom but still...

Ah, but did you find your glasses?

 

[welsh dragon]

Ah, but did you find your glasses?

Don't be ridiculous

 

[Andy_R]

I too ended up in a room upstairs with the distinct knowledge of why I needed to be there. The fact that it was the bathroom, and every core of my absolute being was screaming "I NEED A WEE. RIGHT NOW.." kind of gave it away...

 

[Dave7]

I'm not trying to brag or anything, but I went Into another room this afternoon and i actually remembered what I went in there for. It was the bathroom but still...

Did you find my passport

 

[welsh dragon]

Did you find my passport

I told you. It's in the bedside drawer. For goodness sake.

 

[tyred]

 

[Scaleyback]

Apparently Viagra is now available in teabags, while still enhancing your sexual performance it also stops your biscuits going soft.