Any good jokes ... ?

[ebikeerwidnes]

With Liz Truss being sworn in as the fourth Prime Minister in six years the Tories are now consulting with the Italians on how to form a stable government.

Will it be 'Strong and Stable"

or just in a stable - as in full of Horse ****


sorry

 

[Tribansman]

With Liz Truss being sworn in as the fourth Prime Minister in six years the Tories are now consulting with the Italians on how to form a stable government.

The advice was...say to any challenger, "I'll beat the focaccia"

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[roadrash]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Andy in Germany]

They're cats; of course they're up to something....

 

[CharlieB]

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II?

 

[tyred]

 

[KnittyNorah]

 

[CharlieB]

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…also…

REG??

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

…also…

REG??

Careful. Say that three times in front of a mirror, click your heels and he'll appear.

 

[Andy in Germany]

 

[Dave7]

If you swap your morning coffee for green tea you can lose up to 87% of what pleasure you have left in life.

 

[Andy_R]

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Shouldn't that be chicken katsu?

 

[PaulB]

Just for the record...I bought a turntable.