Any good jokes ... ?

[Regular.Cyclist]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger.
One of the wise men was exceptionally tall and smacked his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable.
"Jesus Christ!" he exclaimed.
"Write that down, Mary," said Joseph
"It's better than Derek."

 

[Chris S]

 

[postman]

i have joined the Flat Earth Society.We have members all around the globe.

 

[craigwend]

i have joined the Flat Earth Society.We have members all around the globe.

The only fear is sphere itself....

 

[Speicher]

i have joined the Flat Earth Society.We have members all around the globe.

The BBC have made that the subject of "Horizon".

 

[PeteXXX]

The BBC have made that the subject of "Horizon".

How apt!

 

[Cavalol]

Breaking news: British research engineers have managed a world first in a car that is powered entirely by parsley.
Their next objective, considered much more difficult, is a British train which runs on thyme.

 

[NorthernDave]

It's so cold today that I've just seen a pigeon walk into KFC and surrender.

 

[Cavalol]

Two blokes from County Durham got tickets to see Elton John in concert.
When they got there they were furious upon finding out he was actually playing in Newcastle.

 

[Tenkaykev]

Breaking news: British research engineers have managed a world first in a car that is powered entirely by parsley.
Their next objective, considered much more difficult, is a British train which runs on thyme.

Groan 😄

 

[postman]

i was 28 before i got married.I saw my school mates married my pub mates married my footy mates married,and i got fed up of their aunties and uncles saying youre next.So when i started to go to funerals i used to say youre next.

 

[tyred]

 

[postman]

it was that cold today i saw an MP with his hands in his own pockets.