Any good jokes ... ?

[newfhouse]

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1665? He doesn’t look a day older now.

 

[srj10]

If you watch 'Jaws' backwards, it's a heart warming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

 

[Chislenko]

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Fair play that made me laugh!

 

[welsh dragon]

Whats the difference between Iron Man and Aluminium man?
Iron man gets the bad guys
Aluminium man just foils their plans.

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[EltonFrog]

Mark Knopfler has just signed up to be an ambassador for RoSPA, with special interest in children’s playground equipment.

He’s the Consultant of Swings.

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[srj10]

To prevent burning your Hawaiian pizza, try cooking it at aloha temperature.

 

[EltonFrog]

To prevent burning your Hawaiian pizza, try cooking it at aloha temperature.

 

[flopner]

They say there is more than one way to skin a cat, can you think of any?

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Chislenko]

Took my elderly neighbour, Rosemary, shopping the other day.

Half an hour she stood outside the supermarket before she would go in.

Last time I take her to Waitrose.