Any good jokes ... ?

[swee'pea99]

My daughter's attempt at toilet humour...

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I'd say your daughter succeeded, and then some.

 

[Salty seadog]

Jesus: [doing crossword] "I'm stuck on 2 across."

I'm sure we all know that 7 up is lemonade.

I did once meet a crossword compiler and asked if he ever made up words for his puzzles.... 'No just down and across'

Stuck on this one at the mo, 'overloaded postman'
'how many letters'?
'thousands of them'

I love jokes about puzzles but dot to dot is where I draw the line.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[EltonFrog]

Today is International Women’s Day. I’m going to phone the their office and ask to speak to the man in charge.

 

[PeteXXX]

When I heard they had found a cure for dyslexia it was like music to my arse...

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Sharky]

When I heard they had found a cure for dyslexia it was like music to my arse...

Made me OLL

 

[Chris S]

 

[flopner]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

I started my new job as a clown today, and I found my feet immediately.

Not surprising, really, they're bright red and absolutely enormous.

 

[Cavalol]

Walking through the village I wasn't expecting to encounter a brass band, tombola, cake stall and a coconut shy.

But fête intervened.

 

[tyred]