Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

My son and I were having a kickabout at the park.
I accidentally tripped him and he fell to the ground clutching his knee, crying and wailing like a little girl.
Anyway, a Liverpool scout saw the whole thing and signed him on the spot.

 

[DaveReading]

We don't need no ejucashun...

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at the bottom of the page, out of shot, it says "... a rare thing".

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Speicher]

Hope you sell them Soo n.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[T4tomo]

No man is an island.

Apart from Barry.

Barry is an island....

🌴

It hasn't been an island for about 140 years....

 

[PeteXXX]

It hasn't been an island for about 140 years....

What about Barry, then! Where's he?? 🤔

 

[Andy in Germany]

What about Barry, then! Where's he?? 🤔

And has he been informed?

 

[markemark]

And has he been informed?

He was last seen walking his Dogs in East London....

 

[colly]

He was last seen walking his Dogs in East London....

Well that's him done for then.

 

[oldwheels]

Lifted from Isle of Harris FB page. Not a cartoon and does not look photoshopped.
Not the site in question either.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Sent from my sister, signs outside a Cockermouth, Cumbria, pub.