Any good jokes ... ?

[dicko]

A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 & 6.
He seemed irritated when I answered:
"Primary school"

 

[tyred]

 

[mistyoptic]

Where do Bad Rainbows go?

Prism!
It's a light sentence, and gives
them time to reflect.

 

[Alex H]

 

[flopner]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[PeteXXX]

Scottish gritters are out... 👍

 

[tyred]

 

[Poacher]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Domus]

“I’m fine”
Two words than strike fear into a man.

 

[tyred]

 

[Chris S]

Did you hear about the man who stole an advent calendar?
He got 25 days.

 

[Blue]

 

[tyred]