Any good jokes ... ?

[Andy in Germany]

Special lead-sheathed cabling for 'hot' electrons from the likes of Heysham, Sizewell, Hartlepool, etc?

I didn't know Hartlepool had a Nuclear Power Station. Explains a lot though.

 

[lazybloke]

I didn't know Hartlepool had a Nuclear Power Station. Explains a lot though.

Yeah, did a school trip there in the 80s. Am 99% certain we walked across the top of the reactor, although in cold light of day today that seems unlikely.
I certainly remember standing next to the reactor and taking photos of of the cracked concrete!

 

[Andy in Germany]

Yeah, did a school trip there in the 80s. Am 99% certain we walked across the top of the reactor, although in cold light of day today that seems unlikely.
I certainly remember standing next to the reactor and taking photos of of the cracked concrete!

Apparently construction started just after we moved to Manchester. It was nice of them to wait...

 

[MichaelW2]

I noticed after recently replacing the 2 PIR lights on the garage, for LED models, that the cable has certain properties!

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Somewhere a nuclear power station is missing a bit of cable. Not to worry, it probably isnt anything important.

 

[Seevio]

Me: Anyone here called Jeff?
Jeff: Yes!
Geoff: Yeos!

 

[richardfm]

Yeah, did a school trip there in the 80s. Am 99% certain we walked across the top of the reactor, although in cold light of day today that seems unlikely.
I certainly remember standing next to the reactor and taking photos of of the cracked concrete!

It's possible. We visited Hinckley Point in the late 90s. I don't think we actually walked across the top of the reactor but we certainly stood over it on a viewing platform.

 

[Andy in Germany]

 

[tyred]

 

[Dave7]

After takeoff and cruising the pilot welcomes the passengers and proceeds to say "weather is perfect and we will have a pleasant OH MY GOD".....then silence. After a few minutes the pilot resumes, saying "sorry about that but the flight attendant spilled a cup of hot coffee over me.....you should see the mess on the front of my trousers".
A voice from the back of the plane says "bejesus, you want to see the mess at the back of my trousers".

 

[PeteXXX]

Edinburgh, apparently 😂

 

[Mike_P]

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Edinburgh, apparently 😂

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...ardens-shaped-like-a-giant-willy-9157348.html

 

[Gwylan]

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...ardens-shaped-like-a-giant-willy-9157348.html

There are some people to whom everything likes like body part.

Wait until it gets to the Rorschach test, then the real loonies come out.

 

[Chris S]

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Edinburgh, apparently 😂

Yes

 

[markemark]

Wait until it gets to the Rorschach test, then the real loonies come out.

Lots of fakes going around of those tests. I bought a book of them and it was filled full of pictures of my mum having sex.

 

[Andy in Germany]