Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Lone Wolf]

Found this clip of the Tour de France from 2001. The opening few lines of commentary had me in stitches 😂

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODPKuTow6lc

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Dave7]

Teachers says to his 6 year old "the 1st little pig asks the man 'can I buy some straw to build my house'...... what did the man say"?
Little Johny says "fcuk me, a talking pig"!

 

[Gwylan]

Yeah. It's really weird.

Grits are also best avoided.

How poor or hungry do you have to be to eat grits?

 

[Gwylan]

Sudza is a thick porridge consistency. Pick up a small amount in right hand, roll a ball, dip in/gather some stew. No cutlery.

Tourist hint, don't use your left hand when eating communally.

 

[Gwylan]

I hadn't realised it was so pleasing to be speaking as a diabetic cake.

I'm on the Type 2 spectrum and dealing with it. I'm also a MOG.

But it's a figure of speech, for goodness sake.

Get over yourselves, give it a rest and move on, ladies!

 

[Alex321]

I'm on the Type 2 spectrum and dealing with it. I'm also a MOG.

But it's a figure of speech, for goodness sake.

Get over yourselves, give it a rest and move on, ladies!

It was a (rather poor) attempt at pointing out there should have been a comma in the sentence (after diabetic).

Totally unnecessary in the context, IMV.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[oldwheels]

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I still use one of those plus a breast drill when something heavier is required.

 

[ExBrit]

I still use one of those plus a breast drill when something heavier is required.

You have a special drill for upgrading the wife? How much do you charge?

 

[oldwheels]

You have a special drill for upgrading the wife? How much do you charge?

You obviously have no idea.

 

[Andy in Germany]

I still use one of those plus a breast drill when something heavier is required.

They're very useful for drilling in delicate situations, like model making.