Any good jokes ... ?

[flopner]

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[Yellow Fang]

Why did the chicken nearly throw itself off a bridge?
It was having an eggsistential crisis.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Saturday 10th

Times have changed since he won ‘Green Jerseys’ in the Tour de France!

The Rookery
KirkGate
Otley

 

[tyred]

 

[Chris S]

 

[raleighnut]

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Gotta be a spoof, bus drivers never apologise for being late

 

[Mike_P]

Gotta be a spoof, bus drivers never apologise for being late

Actually had some do that.

 

[craigwend]

 

[PeteXXX]

5,4,3,2,1.....

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

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I had a cat once that was chased round the back of my house by a German Shepherd. There was a few audible snarls and yelps and, much to my amusement, the German Shepherd came haring back round being chased by my cat.