Any good jokes ... ?

[flopner]

I've been shopping around for a new bike, the one I have now is kinda crappy.

 

[Gwylan]

I've been shopping around for a new bike, the one I have now is kinda crappy.

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Bet you were flushed when you got it.

 

[Chris S]

 

[Chris S]

Only in the US ...

 

[Chris S]

 

[Dave7]

I have a backup plan which is basically the same as my original plan but with more wine.

 

[Chris S]

 

[Sterlo]

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Is mad cow disease back? I'm a cow who'd like to be a duck but I'm really a frog.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[mistyoptic]

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Not sure whether the website outclasses the registration

 

[Seevio]

Wemovesh doesn't sound very Italian to me.

 

[Speicher]

Wemovesh doesn't sound very Italian to me.

They thought they were effluent in Italian.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Not sure whether the website outclasses the registration

It would have, had it been real.

 

[Cavalol]

They thought they were effluent in Italian.

Bravo, take a bow, sir.

 

[Dave7]

Ticket master have doubled their IT staff to deal with the Oasis concerts.
Both employees say they are very happy but don't like having to share the desk.