Any good jokes ... ?

[mistyoptic]

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Must have slipped

 

[chris-suffolk]

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Given average mathematical ability of the population, don't be too sure that they didn't proof read it!!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Blue]

 

[screenman]

 

[AndyRM]

 

[tyred]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Did you hear about the alcoholic sheep?

It got baa’d from the village pub.

 

[Cavalol]

I was mugged by an acupuncturist yesterday - the bastard stabbed me two hundred and thirty six times.
Mind you, when I woke up this morning I felt brilliant.

 

[Cavalol]

Did you hear about the alcoholic sheep?

It got baa’d from the village pub.

Should be a straight red card for that!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Should be a straight red card for that!

Did you hear about the sheep that got a red card?

it was a Baa-d-Tempered Player

 

[PeteXXX]

Did you hear about the sheep that got a red card?

it was a Baa-d-Tempered Player

Who's l'aaaaaghing now!

 

[Blue]

View: https://twitter.com/i/status/1849775867398111310

 

[mistyoptic]

Who's l'aaaaaghing now!

I suppose ewe think that’s flocking funny?