Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

🤔

 

[Legs]

My kids (7 and 11) just asked Alexa what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow… 😁

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

My kids (7 and 11) just asked Alexa what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow… 😁

Is that an African or a European swallow?

 

[gbb]

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My kind of humour.
I remember stood at a window with a colleague and on the outside was a spider we were just looking at.
I said...if you got a klaxon and let it off right in front of him...would he go (I made a shrieking scared face).

Colleague guffawed and simply said....err random or what ?

 

[PeteXXX]

My kind of humour.
I remember stood at a window with a colleague and on the outside was a spider we were just looking at.
I said...if you got a klaxon and let it off right in front of him...would he go (I made a shrieking scared face).

Colleague guffawed and simply said....err random or what ?

Excellent ploy to disconcert a work fellow 😂

 

[tyred]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Is that an African or a European swallow?

I am horrified that it took 17 minutes for someone to give that answer!!!!

 

[craigwend]

 

[PeteXXX]

🤔 😂 🤔

 

[bruce1530]

Do Not Fart In The Lift.
It’s just wrong, on so many levels…

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Turns out Godzilla had a son.

Jesuszilla.

 

[Cavalol]

Do Not Fart In The Lift.
It’s just wrong, on so many levels…

I did that in my last job to pay someone back for trumping next to me. The lift went up to the floor above, someone opened the door and 4 people 'enjoyed' the fumes. They weren't very happy.

 

[postman]

My next door neighbour laughed when i said i was going to make a bike out of spaghetti,well you should have seen her face when i rode past her today.