Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

The inventors of the brochure have died.

RIP Pam Phlett and her husband, Lee.

 

[craigwend]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Profpointy]

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There was a similar gag spoofing American youtubers showing how a beginner could make a nice coffee table out of an old palet, then reveals the 1000sq foot workshop equipped with £20k's worth of power tools and machines

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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I saw a programme about guide dogs a very long time ago and they covered this

I think there was something about them being trained to not do it except when allowed to or in specified area

I know dogs can do this because mine did - wouldn't "do it" out of the garden
it was very convenient - but I have never known another dog like that

 

[ClichéGuevara]

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Tom O'Connor told a story about a guy waiting for a bus getting into a conversation with a workman laying paving flags nearby. The man explained he was a mechanical engineer that worked to accuracies of thousands of a millimetre.

"That's no good for us" says the navvy, "we've got to be cock on".

 

[flopner]

 

[Chris S]

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

My new girlfriend invited me in and we were kissing on the sofa.

She said "Let's take this upstairs."
I said "Okay, you grab one end and I'll grab the other."