Any good jokes ... ?

[fritz katzenjammer]

Apparently my wife does not want me to eat the left over dinner rolls…

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[presta]

 

[Punkawallah]

After 35 years of working in engineering in the automotive industry I can state without fear of argument:

Nothing is so uncommon, as common sense

Or as I like to put it, ‘common sense, isn’t’.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Venod]

During Covid if you had relatives round for Easter the police could turn up and ask them to leave, does anybody know if this service is still available and do you have to book.

 

[Profpointy]

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Why do Communists only ever drink green tea ?

.... because proper tea is theft !

 

[AndyRM]

 

[T4tomo]

I’m sat in A&E at the moment. I don’t want to go into details but the “Dyson ball cleaner” is a very misleading product name 😳

 

[mistyoptic]

I’m sat in A&E at the moment. I don’t want to go into details but the “Dyson ball cleaner” is a very misleading product name 😳

Shouldn’t that be in the “admit your ignorance” thread? 🤣

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]