Any good jokes ... ?

[craigwend]

 

[morrisman]

I just saw a wolf!
Where?
No just a normal one

 

[mistyoptic]

I’ve decided to only sing in the car when I’m reversing.


I’m going to be a backing singer

 

[presta]

 

[PeteXXX]

I bought 2 pints of milk in Lidl yesterday..

It was an impulse buy, I only went in for a chain-saw, a wet suit & a car jack!

 

[tyred]

 

[Alex321]

I thought it was an IKEA Easter Egg?

No, that would have had all the squares separated.

 

[craigwend]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[craigwend]

 

[presta]

 

[tyred]

I'm a master forger.

I have all the certificates to prove it.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Bumper sticker on the back of a Tesla in my village:

"I bought this before Elon went nuts"

 

[Vantage]

 

[postman]

Did you know a single ant can live as long as twenty nine years.i wonder how long a married one lives.