Any good jokes ... ?

[markemark]

You people will shoe-horn a pun into anything. Have you no shame!

I do knot.

 

[PeteXXX]

You'll need a trainer to help with any more puns..

 

[Chris S]

 

[PeteXXX]

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I fear the unintended consequences... 😂

 

[Alex321]

I fear the unintended consequences... 😂

I think that was rather the point of it, in the "joke" thread

 

[craigwend]

 

[king of the mole hills]

You'll need a trainer to help with any more puns..

I'm sure if we all converse we could come up with some more hi tec ones

 

[matticus]

I fear the unintended consequences... 😂

Vampires? 🙃

 

[PeteXXX]

I think that was rather the point of it, in the "joke" thread

I know 😉

 

[PeteXXX]

I'm sure if we all converse we could come up with some more hi tec ones

A polished response.. 👍

 

[markemark]

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I just mentioned this to Sting but he disagrees.

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Chislenko]

A rabbit walks into a pub and orders a pint of bitter and a ham and cheese toastie.

He eats the toastie , drinks his pint and goes back to the bar and orders another pint of bitter and a beef and onion toastie.

He eats the toastie, drinks his pint and keels over, dead!!

When the rabbit gets to heaven Peter asks him "what did you die of?"

The rabbit replied "mixingmetoasties"

 

[tyred]