Any good jokes ... ?

[morrisman]

I got the words 'jacuzzi' and 'yakuza' mixed up, now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia

 

[Profpointy]

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

The cybermen invasion has begun, it was originally meant to be by train...

 

[Seevio]

Schrödinger: [holding box] I got you a present!
Me: *sigh* Is it another dead cat?
Schrödinger: [much too exited] Maaaaaaybe

 

[craigwend]

The new Air Fryer is powerful...

 

[tyred]

 

[AndyRM]

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[morrisman]

Some one glued my deck of cards together, I just can't deal with it

 

[morrisman]

Dropped my phone down the loo, but the good news is it still works, so I won’t have to replace it!
Unfortunately the phone is a write off.

 

[tyred]

 

[Legs]

Did you know that if you cut a horse in half and knock the two halves together, it sounds EXACTLY like someone riding a coconut?