Any good jokes ... ?

[Mad Doug Biker]

I am not much into this sort of joke as they always seem too contrived and over the top.
That said, however, I love this purely for her changing facial expression!:

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/19rXpFYZr5/?mibextid=wwXIfr

 

[srj10]

What's the best way to apply tartan paint?
With a Bay City Roller.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[PeteXXX]

What's the best way to apply tartan paint?
With a Bay City Roller.

Beano c1972? 🤔

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[srj10]

Legendary dancer Ginger Rodgers would never shout at her dance partner if he made a wrong move.
She would just give Fred a stare.

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[classic33]

Last night, my neighbor came home drunk and banged on his own door for 5 minutes.
The problem is… he lives alone.
So I went outside and told him he wasn’t there - and he left!!!

 

[Chris S]

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the bottles might be empty

 

[Jameshow]

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Sometimes I just want a big long bike ride!! 🤣😢

 

[classic33]

the bottles might be empty

They're still dangerous when "empty".

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

They're still dangerous when "empty".

In some ways they are more dangerous - plenty of air plus always a bit of gas left
bit like petrol tanks - not for welding unless proper flushed and not just emptied