Any good jokes ... ?

[T4tomo]

Apparently India have been firing Poppadoms, Bhajis and Pakoras into Pakistan and that’s just for starters!

 

[PeteXXX]

Apparently India have been firing Poppadoms, Bhajis and Pakoras into Pakistan and that’s just for starters!

Hit one person on the head & he's now in a Korma!

 

[markemark]

Hit one person on the head & he's now in a Korma!

You need to tikka nother look as when I tried to find any evidence, there was naan.

 

[Electric_Andy]

Mango chutney

 

[Cavalol]

In some ways they are more dangerous - plenty of air plus always a bit of gas left
bit like petrol tanks - not for welding unless proper flushed and not just emptied

Much worse empty because of the vapour space.

 

[AndyRM]

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

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[craigwend]

 

[AndyRM]

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Hadn't seen that, mea culpa.

 

[tyred]

 

[DRM]

the bottles might be empty

That's quite possibly even worse

 

[Pblakeney]

That's quite possibly even worse

...unless they are left open.

 

[morrisman]

A bloke just drove past on a tractor shouting, "The end of the world is nigh"
I think it was Farmer Geddon