Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[SteveO69]

 

[SteveO69]

 

[SteveO69]

 

[postman]

I never talk about my twin brother,i am Robert he is Robin he is older by twenty mins.He has always held a superior advantage over me.He was a snob right from school.He hated his council estate upbringing,and soon left home to get away from it.London and it's bright lights from the Theatre is where he sought his fame.Due to being an actor he had to change/alter his name.Now his new arty pals like the name Robin,so being a bit of a snob he added an A before his name,just the A then with ideas above his station he added Bartholomew as a second name and due to Equity, Steward as a surname dropping our family name Mee.So he became ,A Robin Bartholomew Steward.Well that was a mouthful for his mates so they shortened one name to Ba,.Well he did become famous ,good luck to him.So a more famous Labour leader talked him in to standing for Parliament,and the lucky sod won.So now we know him in the family as, A Robin Ba Steward, Labour MP.

 

[postman]

I have just upset a fifteen year old lad here in this POSH Pousada.He asked who we were,i told him we were on tour forty of us.He then made a comment on our behaviour.So i leaned in and told him not to speak of this little secret i am going to tell you.But we are all time travelling pensioners,and i am actually you sixty years in the future.He ran off crying.

 

[Chris S]

 

[ktmbiker58]

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

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I was out in the car with a friend and we came up behind a Datsun 260Z being driven really slowly and being a bit of a rolling road block.

I commented "why buy a sports car and then drive it at 27mph on the open road?"

When I got a chance to overtake, we realised that it was being driven by an old man.

My friend questioned why wait until you're 80 before buying a sports car. I pointed out that he probably wanted it when he was younger but didn't have the cash, and now he does and is too old to drive it properly.

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Seevio]

Instructor: Welcome to salsa class. Who's ready to learn how to dance?
Me: <hides tortilla bag> There's been a misunderstanding.

 

[morrisman]

They have opened a conspiracy theory based strip club in town, it's called Illuminaughty