Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

Just received news of a gang caught breaking windows with steamed Chinese dumplings.

Police described it as an act of 'Wonton destruction'.

🥢 👮 🥢

 

[Chris S]

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and I thought they were going to wipe their bum on it

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

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Is that an example of debugging hardware?

 

[diplodicus]

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Liking the fact that his dream bike has rim and disc brakes

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

For the hundredth time, I don't have a 20p

 

[Chromatic]

999 calls are free from phone boxes.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

999 calls are free from phone boxes.

Give those guys a call and let them know......

 

[tyred]

999 calls are free from phone boxes.

Maybe they wanted to order a pizza.

 

[Chromatic]

Give those guys a call and let them know......

I don’t know their number.

 

[Chromatic]

Maybe they wanted to order a pizza.

This is a possibility.

 

[tyred]

This is a possibility.

If they had dialled 999, is being marooned on an island a police mater, an ambulance matter or a fire brigade matter?

 

[Chromatic]

If they had dialled 999, is being marooned on an island a police mater, an ambulance matter or a fire brigade matter?

Coastguard?