Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

... and the Plaque for the best Dentist joke over the last two days, goes jointly to Morrisman and Cavalol.

As Dentistry Today said, this award is not something to be simply brushed off.

 

[Dave7]

In a class of little kids.......the teacher asks who can think of a sentence with the word 'definitely' in it.
Sweet little Mary goes 1st with "the sky above is definitely blue".
Teacher says "very good BUT sometimes the sky is grey.
Trudy goes next with "the leaves on the trees are definitely green".
Teacher says "very good BUT sometimes the leaves are brown.
Little Johnny puts his hand up and,asks "miss, are farts lumpy"?
Teacher humours him and says "no Johnny, they are not".
Johnny says "in that case I've definitely sh*t myself".

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Dave7]

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Keep looking at this but it's not jumping out at me......put me out of my misery .

 

[richardfm]

Keep looking at this but it's not jumping out at me......put me out of my misery .

1971 hit by America

 

[chris-suffolk]

Keep looking at this but it's not jumping out at me......put me out of my misery .

'Horse with no name'

 

[Dave7]

'Horse with no name'

Ahhhh, thank you.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

1971 hit by America

Released late 1971, reached top of the charts in '72 (those horses know their music 😉 )

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

'Horse with no name'

at least you spared me looking it up

 

[Andy in Germany]

Keep looking at this but it's not jumping out at me......put me out of my misery .

Glad I wasn't alone.

 

[mistyoptic]

'Horse with no name'

But you’d think, by the time he got to the other side of the desert, he’d have GIVEN the blooming horse a name…

 

[tyred]

Wouldn't a camel better for crossing the desert anyway!

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]