Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

My wife said marriage is about give and take, and that we should treat each other as equals and share things 50/50.

50% of the time she is right, and 50% of the time I'm wrong.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Keep a potato wrapped in tinfoil in a kitchen cupboard. That way, if your house ever burns down you'll have a nice baked potato to cheer you up.

 

[Windle]

I say, I say, I say - what's black & white and red all over?

The comprehensively mashed Badger I saw on the A68 this morning.

(Maybe I should have put this in the wildlife thread).

 

[Littgull]

What a revolting 'joke'!

 

[icowden]

What a revolting 'joke'!

Just a variation on

• what's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a liquidiser
• what's black and white and red all over? A nun rolling down a hill
• what's black and white and red all over? A sunburned penguin
• what's black and white and red all over? The slowest Zebra
• what goes from green to red at the touch of a button? Kermit in a liquidiser

Obviously the correct answer to

• what's black and white and red all over? A newspaper

Less funny though.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Just a variation on

• what's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a liquidiser
• what's black and white and red all over? A nun rolling down a hill
• what's black and white and red all over? A sunburned penguin
• what's black and white and red all over? The slowest Zebra
• what goes from green to red at the touch of a button? Kermit in a liquidiser

Obviously the correct answer to

• what's black and white and red all over? A newspaper

Less funny though.

Not really though, IMHO, is it?

As they are all "made up" scenarios for the sake of the "joke", as opposed to the badger that sounds like it met a somewhat grisly end in real life (and death) and now having a "joke" made out of it.

As I say, just my humble opinion.

 

[Red17]

I say, I say, I say - what's black & white and red all over?

The comprehensively mashed Badger I saw on the A68 this morning.

(Maybe I should have put this in the wildlife thread).

Sure it wasn't a skunk

View: https://youtu.be/nssSIKOrSNk?si=It4cvLuZse76yRDt

 

[Chris S]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Chris S]

 

[tyred]

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NI Railway tickets are blue!

 

[tyred]

 

[Chris S]

NI Railway tickets are blue!

In that case you would have 'English teeth'

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Chris S]