Any good jokes ... ?

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tyred

Squire
Location
Ireland
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icowden

Veteran
Location
Surrey
Paddy walks into his local church and says to Father Murphy "I'd like to give you these for your collection".
He hands over an incredibly worn pair of old Y-Fronts
Father Murphy replies "Jesus, Joseph and Mary Paddy, what on earth makes you think I'd want your old Y-Fronts?"
Paddy says "Well father, I know that you have a fragment of the true cross and a knuckle bone of st peter in your collection of holy relics"
"Of course" Father Murphy replies, "but I still don't understand why I'd want your old pants Paddy?"

Paddy says "Well my wife Mary was putting the laundry away and didn't she say to me, Paddy - you need to get shot of these - these have got to be the holiest pants in Ireland..."
 
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