Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

It's not a genuine plate.

Oh, I'm so sorry Chris, must search around for some genuine number plates, ...... and some genuine Dior Ads while I'm at it...... for the Jokes thread.

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

It's not a genuine plate.

It could be.. MR52 FAT.

 

[Chris S]

It could be.. MR52 FAT.

It doesn't exist on the DVLA database

Oh, I'm so sorry Chris, must search around for some genuine number plates, ...... and some genuine Dior Ads while I'm at it...... for the Jokes thread.

Number plates are only funny if they are genuine.

 

[craigwend]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

It doesn't exist on the DVLA database


Number plates are only funny if they are genuine.

Ah right, as I say, so sorry.

Must remember what, personally, to find funny.

😆

 

[MadMalx]

I have never had a Cadbury's Cream Egg - just don;t like the sound of them

I saw them offered in a Scottish chippie, battered & deep fried a la mode de Mars Bar. Managed to resist.

 

[Sharky]

It doesn't exist on the DVLA database


Number plates are only funny if they are genuine.

It's reassuring to know that FAB 1 is genuine, I recall seeing it on TV some time ago, so must be genuine, M'lord.

 

[Alex321]

It doesn't exist on the DVLA database


Number plates are only funny if they are genuine.

In your opinion.

Very little of what is in jokes is genuine. Why should that be different for number plates?

 

[markemark]

I think the humour is in the fact they're real. However there's lots of crap jokes here and it's all very subjective. Still funnier than the most popular jokes here......that's also in Cartoons, and the all time classic.... you repeated my joke from 3 months ago

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Damn, must remember to check through thousands of postings in Cartoon and Jokes thread before posting!

However, at least markemark found it funny that it had been posted, 3 months ago (clutch my pearls) and in the Cartoon thread. Always happy to help.

Apologies, edited, as I forgot to put anything in italics.

😁😆🤪

 

[Dag Hammar]

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There has been much discussion on here regarding the fake number plate, several of you saying that as it is not a genuine plate then the humour has no validity ( I agree ).
As for the Dick Van Dyke one above, the humour in it immediately disappeared because the plural for LEGO is LEGO and there should not have been an ’s’ after the word LEGO.

 

[FishFright]

There has been much discussion on here regarding the fake number plate, several of you saying that as it is not a genuine plate then the humour has no validity ( I agree ).
As for the Dick Van Dyke one above, the humour in it immediately disappeared because the plural for LEGO is LEGO and there should not have been an ’s’ after the word LEGO.

In the US they are called LEGOS .

And your wrong about fake plates in the jokes thread as opposed to those in the proper thread.

 

[matticus]

Just for the record, this isn't a real plate either.

 

[Electric_Andy]

I think everyone would benefit from a break over Christmas. People on here are getting very stressed!

There has been much discussion on here regarding the fake number plate, several of you saying that as it is not a genuine plate then the humour has no validity ( I agree ).
As for the Dick Van Dyke one above, the humour in it immediately disappeared because the plural for LEGO is LEGO and there should not have been an ’s’ after the word LEGO.

I agrees with you I does