Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

Maybe we need a separate thread for serious, peer-reviewed jokes.

 

[mistyoptic]

In the US they are called LEGOS .

Well, the Americans are wrong…

 

[Alex321]

Well, the Americans are wrong…

That is usually the case

 

[matticus]

Wait til y'all hear about the new Aluminum Legos ..

 

[Sharky]

What do you call a man with one Lego, riding a bicycle?


A cyclist

 

[Chris S]

In your opinion.

Very little of what is in jokes is genuine. Why should that be different for number plates?

OK - here's one for you

 

[DRM]

Well, the Americans are wrong…

I think you can safely say that about Americans & various subjects

 

[craigwend]

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/ZFn3jCDJnv8?si=EwFV65eGKgOPRWlW

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Took my 7 year old son to see Father Christmas, and he stank of booze and fags.

Christ knows what Santa thought.

 

[DRM]

I went to see the doctor and told him I thought I was addicted to playing guitar, he told me not to fret on it

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

My wife has left me because of my obsession with raving.

She just wouldn't techno for an answer.

 

[Cavalol]

Just stole a turkey from Asda. The security man came running after me shouting 'WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT?
'Potatoes, peas, carrots and gravy' I replied.

 

[morrisman]

A flounder and a sole were swimming in the ocean when they bumped into each other.
The sole said "A flounder"
The flounder, to be polite said nothing.