Any good jokes ... ?

[Dave7]

Yeah but what have the Romans done for us

Potholes!
Think about it, without proper roads we wouldn't have Potholes.

 

[Dave7]

And why was the Bible written in English?

He was thinking of you..... so you can become converted.
Its not too late.

 

[Jameshow]

Potholes!
Think about it, without proper roads we wouldn't have Potholes.

I think the Romans had fewer potholes tbh!

 

[Mike Ayling]

In short, they didn't.
They all spoke Hebrew and Aramaic.
As an eg the 4 apostles Matthew Mark Luke and John were actually
Matityahu, Marcus, Loukas and Yochanan.
After 1000s of years the names were translated into greek, latin and eventually english.
Also the name we know as Jesus went through the same process, originally being Yeshua

Here endeth the sermon

Thanks for that. I was going to research it myself

 

[Punkawallah]

I hope your not say he was not tall, white, with blue eyes and blonde hair like you see in the pictures.

Obviously took after his dad.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Sharky]

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You must be a stereotype as well!

 

[nellietheelephant]

And why was the Bible written in English?

Because of King James.

 

[craigwend]

 

[Dave7]

I have started a support group for all those people who were brought up by parents saying " were you were born in a barn".
You can talk to me anytime, my door is always open.

 

[Gillstay]

Being serious, all the pictures that spring to mind have him as long dark hair and a beard. I dont recall seeing one like you describe

I have seen them as I described in Mormon buildings, and others.

 

[Chris S]

And why was the Bible written in English?

Because of King James.

It was William Tyndale actually.

 

[tyred]