Any good jokes ... ?

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[PeteXXX]

 

[srj10]

What type of shoes to frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.

 

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Now we know how they make Carlsberg....

 

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[DRM]

Now we know how they make Carlsberg....

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Reminds me of a wry comment by F-i-L at a Leeds Rhinos game, it was half time & chance to visit the gent's, one bloke comes out of the loo's clutching his pint, F-i-L says as quick as a flash, "I always suspected where their beer comes from, he's just confirmed it"!

 

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[Cavalol]

What kind of bicycle does a non-binary person ride?

It doesn't matter, as long as it gets them/their.

 

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[biggs682]

From Penguin wrapper

Q: Why was the penguin popular ?

A: os he was a nice guy!

 

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[Andy in Germany]

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That's why I ride a bike; it's much safer.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Warning: contains rude Australian words.

 

[PeteXXX]