Any good jokes ... ?

[slow scot]

Say it with a Landan accent 😉

Thanks; now get it!

 

[postman]

Mrs P laughed at me when i said i was going to make a bicycle out of spaghetti.she did not laugh when i rode past her.

 

[postman]

Oh my word the London sausage joke has just clicked.

 

[Dumpty]

The Three Musketeers Football Club have had some good pre-season results…

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4-4

 

[AndyRM]

The Three Musketeers Football Club have had some good pre-season results…

4-1

4-1

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4-1

4-4

That's funnier than it has any right to be.

 

[Dumpty]

 

[AndyRM]

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So is that. Well played!

 

[Electric_Andy]

My gosh, these last few jokes have been outstanding. It's like the thread has started taking steroids

 

[postman]

Thats what the scarecrow put on his cv i am outstanding in my field,,,,,,,thats brought it down a bit.

 

[Dumpty]

I absolutely refuse to accept the fact, that i fell overboard on an Egyptian river cruise.

 

[Profpointy]

Oh my word the London sausage joke has just clicked.

There's fun more from your comment than the original corny joke !
And just to be clear I love corny jokes

 

[postman]

oh right then...A policeman came to see me today,he said we have had reports your dog has been chasing people on bicycles,that's a lie my dog does not own a bicycle.