Any good jokes ... ?

[Dag Hammar]

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I was really surprised when my local stationary shop moved…

Minus points for the blatant spelling error.

That joke could work if it were spoken.

 

[Dumpty]

I have just published a book, How to Revive Town Centres, it's available at £15.99 from Amazon.

 

[Dumpty]

My aggressive mate works for a mail order puppet company....


He can't half pack a punch

 

[Dumpty]

Scientists have created a dolphin with legs.

Animal rights groups want the legs removed.

Scientists argue that would defeet the porpoise.