Any good jokes ... ?

[richardfm]

Will the younger members understand that?

Yes

 

[tyred]

The Bible says I will reap what I sow.

Why have I got a garden full of weeds?

 

[Dumpty]

Ever since my wife was bitten by that radioactive owl she makes all my decisions for me.


She's been given power of a tawny.

 

[Cavalol]

I met a lovely girl in the pub last night and we got chatting. I said to her your father must have been a thief,
She chuckled and giggled fluttering her eyebrows and said 'Oh, why.... did he steal the stars from the sky and put them in my eyes?'
I said no, you've got a scouse accent.

 

[Dumpty]

 

[tyred]

I was told I should try something new every day.

Yesterday I tried housework, but I didn't like it.