Any good jokes ... ?

[Dave7]

If I said this is supposed to be for jokes not current affairs would I get told off???
(asking for a friend)

Nah, I will vouch for you.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Nah, I will vouch for you.

is that a positive thing?????

 

[Dave7]

is that a positive thing?????

While you ask......no

 

[Dumpty]

If i had a pound for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

 

[lenfield]

If I had a penny for every girl who found me unattractive I would have 37p.

 

[Jameshow]

If i had a pound for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

I don't know are there that many 6 billion (minus children and the elderly although the elderly do tend to behave poor vision!🤣)

 

[postman]

i am in deep doo doo.I have just cost us a romantic weekend in the Yorkshire Dales,We tied for first prize in a quiz.The tie breaker was,What is your partners favourite flower,my answer self raising seems to have been the wrong one.

 

[Dumpty]

 

[tyred]

 

[richardfm]

 

[Dumpty]

My wife and I had a massive argument this morning when she claimed that I was “So tight and too careful with money”


She got so angry that she went into the kitchen and ripped up all our dinner plates!

 

[Dave7]

When Sherlock Holmes was asked by his assistant why he had painted his front door yellow he replied "its a lemon entry" Watson

 

[lenfield]

When Sherlock Holmes was asked by his assistant why he had painted his front door yellow he replied "its a lemon entry" Watson

There's a similar joke about Sherlock Holmes, Dr Watson and a jar of lemon curd. Unfortunately it would get deleted here.

 

[Dave7]

 

[lenfield]

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It could have been worse, she might have been praying to a picture of Russell Brand.