Any good jokes ... ?

[Poacher]

Reminded me of a limerick.

A sewer inspector from Hyde
Fell down a sewer and died
His unlucky brother
Fell down another
And now they're interred side by side.

 

[presta]

I took my car to an auto body shop for a paint job...
"How much to paint my car?" I asked.
The mechanic said, "We have two options: $5,000 with flaws, or $3,000 with no flaws."
"Well, give me the one with no flaws," I said.
A few days later, I came back to pick up the car. I looked at the hood and said, "Hey, what’s this speck of dust in the paint?"
The mechanic pulled out the invoice and asked, "Oh, so you found a flaw?"
I paused for a long moment... and then said, "Nope, looks perfect to me."

 

[presta]

 

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