matticus
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Finally, a funny Brand joke. Chapeau!
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Finally, a funny Brand joke. Chapeau!
Dumpty
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I was standing at the bar when I saw a man and half his head was a giant orange. So I went up to him and said, "excuse me mate, but I couldn't help noticing that half your head is a giant orange".
"Oh, yeah, that. I've had that for quite a while now" the man said.
"How did that come about?" I asked.
"Well" the man said, "I was cleaning the attic when I found an old lamp, so I gave it a rub and a genie popped out and he offered me three wishes."
"What were they?" I asked.
"For my first wish" the man continued, "I wished that I'd be fantastically rich. So the genie clicked his fingers and told me to check my bank statement, I did and I suddenly had millions in my account."
"And your second wish?" I asked.
"For my second wish." He exclaimed, "I said I want to be irresistible to women everywhere. So he clicked his fingers and suddenly I was swamped with messages from models asking to meet up."
"Your third wish?"
"Now" He said, "For my third wish and I kind of regret this now, I asked for half my head to be a giant orange."
"Oh, yeah, that. I've had that for quite a while now" the man said.
"How did that come about?" I asked.
"Well" the man said, "I was cleaning the attic when I found an old lamp, so I gave it a rub and a genie popped out and he offered me three wishes."
"What were they?" I asked.
"For my first wish" the man continued, "I wished that I'd be fantastically rich. So the genie clicked his fingers and told me to check my bank statement, I did and I suddenly had millions in my account."
"And your second wish?" I asked.
"For my second wish." He exclaimed, "I said I want to be irresistible to women everywhere. So he clicked his fingers and suddenly I was swamped with messages from models asking to meet up."
"Your third wish?"
"Now" He said, "For my third wish and I kind of regret this now, I asked for half my head to be a giant orange."
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Not much to it other than the guy regretting the absurdity of his third wish. Unless I've missed something.
Tickled me anyway.
The only possible 'funny' I can see is he's turned into Mr Trump.
