Anyone else smelt their own?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by woodenspoons, 14 Aug 2019.

  1. woodenspoons

    woodenspoons Über Member

    Location:
    North Yorkshire
    When I need a new bicycle I mine my own iron ore; smelt it in my home-made blast furnace; roll and prepare my own-recipe super light tubing; tap my rubber trees and whip up a few tyres and inner tubes; extrude spokes in a spike gizmo I whittled from an old chair; knit some close weave tight pants; trap and skin a rabbit for a useful winter cap.
    I take a brief rest in the afternoon, sip at a testosterone slurpy, and gaze at my amazing self in the wall length mirror.
    Must dash. I'm due to give my next door neighbour open heart surgery at elevenish.
    Anyone else brilliant at everything?
     
  2. Mo1959

    Mo1959 Guru

    :laugh:
     
  3. Sharky

    Sharky Veteran

    Location:
    Kent
    I know a chap who built a life sized model of the universe, all in 6 days and had a rest on the 7th
     
  4. Threevok

    Threevok President of the Not From Brazil party

    Location:
    South Wales
    Personally, I hate Sonny-Bill Williams

    Jack of all trades
    Master of ALL

    The git :laugh:
     
  5. PeteXXX

    PeteXXX Cake or ice cream? The choice is endless ... Photo Winner

    Location:
    Hamtun
    At first, I misread the title as 'Anyone else smelled their own?'

    :ohmy:
     
  6. ianrauk

    ianrauk Tattooed Beat Messiah

    You're own blast furnace? FIRE!!! Yegods man, don't let the women near it for gawds sake and will someone think of the children.
     
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  7. raleighnut

    raleighnut Guru

    Location:
    On 3 Wheels
    I knit my own Yoghurt. :angel:
     
  8. Venod

    Venod Eh up

    I have to agree with your sentiment there.

    Smelt is a common past tense spelling of the verb to smell in British English. But, unlike in American English, smelt and smelled occur with roughly the same frequency in British English.
     
  9. C R

    C R Über Member

    Location:
    Worcester
    You mean you don't grow your own cotton for the tyre carcasses?
     
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  10. meta lon

    meta lon Guru


    My tboughts exactly.. Bloody amateur
     
  11. Spiderweb

    Spiderweb Not So Special One

    Location:
    North Yorkshire
    But you’re not very good at grammar!
    Far too many unnecessary ; and - and , in the wrong places!
    Or did you get the cat you taught to write your post? if so that’s impressive:smile:
     
  12. winjim

    winjim Iron pony

    Yes, that's the joke.
     
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  13. KneesUp

    KneesUp Veteran

    And if the lazy sod had just done the testing instead of having a nap, we wouldn't be in such a mess.
     
  14. Vantage

    Vantage The dogs chew toy

    And he's done f all since.
     
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  15. Beebo

    Beebo Firm and Fruity

    Location:
    Hexleybeef
    Did you make your own coal for the furnace?

    Chop down a forest and apply pressure over a few million years. Simple.
     
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