Anyone hear that story about LA

[tdr1nka]

It was the second day of four; normal, insideout, back-to-front and reverse again!

Always felt it was a pity you can't do the same with socks.

 

[Keith Oates]

You can, normal way, inside out, and again on opposite feet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Andy in Sig]

It must be one of life's great pleasures if you are a restaurant owner and are confronted by some idiot who thinks that his fames entitles him to admission and he says, "Do you know who I am?" and you can reply, "Yes you're the bloke who's not getting a table tonight because we're fully booked."

 

[Patrat]

http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?in_article_id=177241&in_page_id=7

Unsurprisingly, that option didn't sit well with the champion cyclist, 36, who was spotted pointing at his own face and ranting 'Do you know who I am?'.

The answer to this question should be, “I don't know who you are but I certainly know what you are.”

Patrat

 

[alecstilleyedye]

The answer to this question should be, “I don't know who you are but I certainly know what you are.”

Patrat

fine first post patrat. come on in and join the madness fun

 

[ComedyPilot]

I don't think LA is that special. Yeah he can do TDF stages faster than a lot of people, but the true endurance athletes are the ones that take days, sometimes weeks to cover the same distance, only stopping for a quaff of Pernod and a chuck of Brie along the way.

 

[Paulus]

I take your point, Cathryn, I take your point.

I mean, why?

Sorry, is this Cathryn, or Kate Hudson?

 

[ComedyPilot]

Sorry, is this Cathryn, or Kate Hudson?

Or is it one of the Italian Girls from Hilly's Office?

http://www.cyclechat.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=14279

 

[girofan]

former armstrong squeeze, singer sheryl crowe, opined that it would be better for the environment if everyone just used one sheet of bog roll per visit.

You would need a whole roll of paper for a shoot like LA.

 

[Patrat]

fine first post patrat. come on in and join the madness fun

Many thanks

Patrat

 

[rikki]

There’s a story that a personality tried the “Do you know who I am” thing at the check in for a national airline.

The smart young thing behind the counter keyed the public address button and said “There’s a gentleman at counter 7 who doesn’t know who he is. Can anyone help please?”

Mr Personality sheepishly joined the queue.

 

[Sabreur]

My favourite response to the "Do you know who I am?" question is

"How many guesses do I get?"

 

[red_tom]

We had Kevin Rowland in our student union in about '99 who tried something similar. The excellent response from a mate behind the bar was

'A washed up tranny from a sh1t 80s band - now wait your turn like everyone else'

 

[Cathryn]

Sorry, is this Cathryn, or Kate Hudson?

It's me!! Honest, guv!

 

[dantheman]

former armstrong squeeze, singer sheryl crowe, opined that it would be better for the environment if everyone just used one sheet of bog roll per visit.

nice

you need 3 - one up, one down, and one to polish!!!