anyone made a bike alarm?

[Keith Oates]

Get the bike inside the tent. First off if it's not seen the temptation to steal it is greatly reduced, secondly I doubt any thief would risk going into a tent with someone inside sleeping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tdr1nka]

If it's in the tent porch then I'd have thought a motion detector with siren would give any thief determined enough to go into your tent and you enough of a 'wake up call', to then give chase.

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

It would need to be a bloody big heavy tentot get my bike in it! Why not plant a minefield around the bike before retiring

 

[LLB]

It would need to be a bloody big heavy tentot get my bike in it! Why not plant a minefield around the bike before retiring

Sorted

 

[MessenJah]

What, and stick a notice on it saying "Excuse me thieves, but if you are going to nick this bike would you please have the courtesy to also press the button on this rape alarm so I know you're nicking it and can be alerted in order to give chase?" Tit!

Who you calling a tit, you prick?

The alarm in the magazine had a wire on it which, when broken, caused the alarm to set off.

But hey,if you're going to respond to input like that, then **** yourself.

 

[Joe24]

I think you could attach the rape alarm to something on the bike thats out the way, with the cord attached to the lock, so when they take that out they pull the rape alarm cord and it make loud noise. Even better if you have a few on there going off.

 

[Aperitif]

Who you calling a tit, you prick?

The alarm in the magazine had a wire on it which, when broken, caused the alarm to set off.

But hey,if you're going to respond to input like that, then **** yourself.

Are you the same person..?

My bike gets alarmed every time I sit on it.

 

[bonj2]

Who you calling a tit, you prick?

The alarm in the magazine had a wire on it which, when broken, caused the alarm to set off.

But hey,if you're going to respond to input like that, then **** yourself.

ooooh!, somebody got out of bed the wrong side this morning!
Mind you, some people (i.e. YOU) got out the WOMB the wrong side...

I think you could attach the rape alarm to something on the bike thats out the way, with the cord attached to the lock, so when they take that out they pull the rape alarm cord and it make loud noise. Even better if you have a few on there going off.

Yeah but if they saw the cord and cut it, then it wouldn't go off.

 

[Joe24]

ooooh!, somebody got out of bed the wrong side this morning!
Mind you, some people (i.e. YOU) got out the WOMB the wrong side...




Yeah but if they saw the cord and cut it, then it wouldn't go off.

FIGHT!!!!!


Make it so they dont see the cord. If you lock your saddle up with a cable lock, you can easily attack the cord somehow to that, or even put it somewhere so when the bike is rolled the pin is pulled.

 

[tdr1nka]

Bonj, if you are concerned about your bike being nicked, might I suggest a walking holiday?

 

[bonj2]

FIGHT!!!!!


Make it so they dont see the cord. If you lock your saddle up with a cable lock, you can easily attack the cord somehow to that, or even put it somewhere so when the bike is rolled the pin is pulled.

Yeah but that's a faff.

Bonj, if you are concerned about your bike being nicked, might I suggest a walking holiday?

You can, if you want. It wouldn't be a very good suggestion, but feel free to make it.

 

[Milo]

oooooooooh shes got a wig on

 

[tdr1nka]

You can, if you want. It wouldn't be a very good suggestion, but feel free to make it.

I shall choose my moment carefully.

 

[buddha]

Don't know if this has been said already. But can't you replace the pull cord of one of those attack/rape alarms with a wire.

As the alarm probably operates on the principle of a current being broken (or switch triggered) inside the alarm, you could connect this internal 'switch' to say a headphone socket fitted to the alarm. The wire could plug into this socket.

You could simply loop the wire around the bike and keep the alarm inside with you - maybe pinned to the ground with a tent peg. No need to attach it to yourself. You'd know when it went off!

 

[bonj2]

Don't know if this has been said already. But can't you replace the pull cord of one of those attack/rape alarms with a wire.

As the alarm probably operates on the principle of a current being broken (or switch triggered) inside the alarm, you could connect this internal 'switch' to say a headphone socket fitted to the alarm. The wire could plug into this socket.

You could simply loop the wire around the bike and keep the alarm inside with you - maybe pinned to the ground with a tent peg. No need to attach it to yourself. You'd know when it went off!

Can you get ones that instead of a shrill siren, shout repeatedly "I AM BEING RAPED... I AM BEING RAPED..." in a loud voice, so then people are more likely to come and help me fight them off than if they think,oh it's justanother car alarm going off?