Anyone speak Urainian?

[Doseone]

herdy gurdy werdy is all the Ukranian i know if it helps

I thought that was Swedish.

 

[Beebo]

I don't want to spoil anyone's dilusions, but those photos might just be models

Models need dating sites too you know. Dont spoil my dreams.

 

[postman]

At least they are more than three miles away.The other lot got closer each month.Once they had worked out who had the biggest frame pump.

 

[Aperitif]

Dear Mr Beebo
Those are not filth.
They are women who advertise themselves looking for a partner. Finding a partner on internet is not a filthy activity. You may not agree with what they do and in that case you can just ignore them.

Where's your censor humour? If someone finds Kg and cms filthy, that's their business, not yours.
(About half past seven in the morning, and I'm having a 'midlife' crisis - gawd help me.)
Anyway. The 'advertisers' + the OP give rise to a new ditty perhaps? "Beebo pa lulah, she's my baby..." - sorry Elvis. And, regarding the dating ads that pop up when one is 'using another's PC' - at least the word 'mature' puts in an appearance on this forum, so that's progress!
Happy New Year, or 'sdmdjergjsdfg gsegj bfggf' in Urainian.

 

[Nihal]

Yebbut don't people from Ukraine speak Ukrainian?

Uranian sound like some nuclear bomb stuff,thats all

 

[Aperitif]

Yebbut don't people from Ukraine speak Ukrainian?

Uranian sound like some nuclear bomb stuff,thats all

Urainian - you missed out the 'i' Nhal. Any more letters going astray and we're on the road to Nihilism...there's nothing great about that , either.

 

[Nihal]

Urainian - you missed out the 'i' Nhal. Any more letters going astray and we're on the road to Nihilism...there's nothing great about that , either.

Right,and he just missed the "K"


Nihilism sound fun though.........at least it does in the Google results

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Methinks an Urainan is from Uranus....or am I going to the butt of all jokes coming my way.

 

[Fnaar]

I dunno, they come over here, on our internet, taking our men and our bicycles.

 

[Aperitif]

I dunno, they come over here, on our internet, taking our men and our bicycles.

Who rttld yr cg, Fnr? Fck ff bck t whr y cm frm.

 

[Aperitif]

How did that get asterisked?
I suspect vowel play, officer.

I'll try again fck, fkc, cfk, kfc

 

[Brandane]

I just logged on to CycleChat from another computer as a guest and was confronted with this filth.
I dont do kg and cm, I need lb & oz and ft & inches in order to make an informed decision.

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Thanks for the heads up. I've now got a date with Kristina, age 32, 48kg, 168cm..
I don't speak Ukranian, but I am willing to learn. Just the odd word or two, of course .
Her English isn't very good, but she has been able to tell me about an old relative who needs an operation.....

 

[Leaway2]

На жаль я не говорю по-українськи, так що я не можу допомогти

Я теж. Не велика допомога ми?

 

[Yellow Fang]

I think Marina, Stasy and Julia are a bit young for me. Kristina in the one.

 

[Brandane]

I think Marina, Stasy and Julia are a bit young for me. Kristina in the one.

Ahem; read post #30, she is taken.