Dogtrousers
Lefty tighty. Get it righty.
to be fair when hear non leather... i think of the nasty cheap teainers i was bought as a kid.... perhaps 50 years on... its a bit more technical than that!
My trainers always came from Woollies. They had had adidas-esque red stripes on them. I still remember the sawtooth edges of those red plastic stripes. Actually they weren't bad.