Apart from urinals.....

[ufkacbln]

When we do our scans the urine is radioactive, so there is a sign that asks men to sit down

It reduces splashing and also means an emptier bladder

One evening one of the staff was in fits of laughter.....

Someone had written acros the sign

" No..........God gave men a penis for a reason"

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Also (as an aside) replacing the fly with a company logo is allegedly even more effective in improving aim

There has to be a market for novelty urinals bearing the face of, say, Farage or Trump where you piss into his mouth.

 

[i hate hills]

Sit down to pee all the time . Gives me a bit o me time. Glad i'm not alone and feel great that its out in the open ...dont have to lie to anyone anymore.

 

[Dayvo]

There has to be a market for novelty urinals bearing the face of, say, Farage or Trump where you piss into his mouth.

I wouldn't pi$$ on either of them if they were on fire.

 

[stephec]

I wouldn't pi$$ on either of them if they were on fire.

Beat me to it there.

Unless by some bizarre freak of nature I could piss pure petrol.

 

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

*waits for peeing in shower and peeing in swimming pools*

Inevitable really

 

[DaveReading]

*waits for peeing in shower and peeing in swimming pools*

The former is, I read somewhere, an effective way of treating things like athlete's foot and fungal nail infection.

 

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

The former is, I read somewhere, an effective way of treating things like athlete's foot and fungal nail infection.

Yes apparently so, the latter is just eugh (as a strong swimmer/almost-triathlete and qualified lifeguard) do your natural business elsewhere

 

[Mr Celine]

You don't have to be a sitzpinkler .

 

[Doseone]

I always pee sitting down but sometimes some of the other passengers get angry.

 

[roadrash]

My mate was in the swimming baths when he suddeny got the urge for a pee, sod it he thought i will do it here, when all of a sudden the life guard blew his whistle really loudly , gave him such a fright he nearly fell in the pool.

 

[Beebo]

There has to be a market for novelty urinals bearing the face of, say, Farage or Trump where you piss into his mouth.

Already done

 

[cyberknight]

I need to stand up to stop the old fella getting stuck in the u-bend.

Shouldnt b pushing grandad down the loo in the 1st place,

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I often pee sitting down..... But I take a crap standing up!!

 

[captain nemo1701]

[QUOTE 4549844, member: 21629"]I did. But only because I remembered that men in many cases leave wc with those few drops visible on their trousers. And I was always wondering - is it a kind of "hey everyone, look at me, I just have been in wc for a pee!" or "I'm too lazy to shake it"?[/QUOTE]
No, it's more of an 'oh, b*gger' moment.

Once on my way to a site to meet our crew, I bought some lucozade and drank it while driving, putting plastic bottle between my legs. Oops, squeezed too hard with my legs and the sugary goop overflowed into my crotch making it look like I'd peed myself. Luckily, my Hi Viz jacket was a tad on the long side and covered the wet patch up.

On another occasion, at Ashton Court festival here in Bristol (the last one I went to - Robert Plant played....yay!), I was busting for a pee and looked at the line of men and women, all doing the 'pee dance', for the loos. I thought of being blokey and popping into the nearby woods for a jimmy riddle behind one of the big girth old oak trees. On walking around the other side of the tree, thinking I was safe from sight, I came across a lady in...err..full flow. Never seen a lady pee before, quite impressed at flow rate, arc length etc.... Poor oak tree, I'll bet most of the festival peed on it.