Are there any bicycle helmets that won't make me look stupid?

[psmiffy]

A overdose of Fig rolls make them the most dangerous biscuit - it is mandatory of course to wear two pairs of underkegs in case of accidents

 

[ufkacbln]

rubbish and piffle, they arent a patch on a jammy dodger!

But there is evidence - the Biscuit Injury Threat Evaluation...

In ranking of threat:

* Custard Cream: 5.64
* Cookie: 4.34
* Choc Biscuit Bar: 4.12
* Wafer: 3.74
* Rich Tea: 3.45
* Bourbon: 3.44
* Oat Biscuit: 3.31
* Digestive: 3.14
* Ginger Nut: 2.99
* Shortbread: 2.90
* Caramel Shortcake: 2.76
* Nice Biscuit: 2.27
* Iced Biscuits/Party Rings: 2.16
* Chocolate Finger: 1.38
* Jaffa Cakes: 1.16

 

[g00se]

Garibaldi? Those currants could have an eye out!