Are you a MAMIL or whatever the lady version is?

Are you a sack o' spuds tied in the middle

  • Absolutely, let it all hang out!

    Votes: 24 68.6%
  • Nope, looser styles for me now.

    Votes: 7 20.0%
  • You buy actual cycle clothes? Jeans and trainers for me

    Votes: 4 11.4%

  • Total voters
    35
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simonali

simonali

Legendary Member
I have never fully understood if being a MAMIL also implies being out of shape? It usually seems to on most occasions, or people assume it does. What about the super fit racing types in their 40s/50s/60s, do they get classed as MAMILS?

I think it is that the term is more often applied to those that are out of shape. Unless that shape happens to be a turnip with legs!

If I wear a tight fitting top I look like 80kg of blancmange in a sack. I'm not implying that everyone over 40 looks the same as me, just asking whether they are happy to go out dressed like that if they do. Personally, I'm not...
 

Ming the Merciless

There is no mercy
Location
Inside my skull
I think it is that the term is more often applied to those that are out of shape

Body shaming in effect thst could be applied to anyone of any age.
 

Pat "5mph"

A kilogrammicaly challenged woman
Moderator
Location
Glasgow
I'm over 60, quite skinny ... but I've got boobs :laugh:
I don't wear cycle specific clothing, just general sports wear, apart from cycling jackets for their water repellent properties.
Padded shorts give me the heebie jeebies, it's like having central heating down below, horrible feeling! xx(
I don't like cycling jerseys either, they smell and they cling to one's skin, not for me.
But I wouldn't cycle in jeans or anything with a seam, that is sore on the nether regions ^_^
 

Supersuperleeds

Legendary Member
Location
Leicester
I'm over 60, quite skinny ... but I've got boobs :laugh:
I don't wear cycle specific clothing, just general sports wear, apart from cycling jackets for their water repellent properties.
Padded shorts give me the heebie jeebies, it's like having central heating down below, horrible feeling! xx(
I don't like cycling jerseys either, they smell and they cling to one's skin, not for me.
But I wouldn't cycle in jeans or anything with a seam, that is sore on the nether regions ^_^

I'm under sixty, definitely not quite skinny.. but I've got moobs.
 

Webbo2

Senior Member
FOG



Fat Old Git.

But I’m not fat just a bit over weight. However I’m more than a bit of git.
 

N0bodyOfTheGoat

Senior Member
Location
Hampshire, UK
Still a MAMIL most of the time, even though I look more like Jabba The Hutt at an overweight ~94Kg these days, rather than a reasonably athletic looking 73-80Kg from summer '17 to '22.

Even though I've lost a bit of belly/weight since January, I still have days when I can't be bothered to put my cycling kit on and I'll just wear the lightweight baggy shorts I've been wearing around the house all day...

Aero gains don't often make up for +15Kg and ~50% of my old FTP these days!
 

Milzy

Guru
There’s guys who look like they eat space hoppers who still have a tight race fit Le Col jersey on for example. Why? Maybe it’s still aero enough to knock 0.1 kph from their average.
 

Jenkins

Legendary Member
Location
Felixstowe
Endura baggy shorts/trousers or Ronhill Bikesters generally teamed with loose fitting jersey (generally Foska light hearted ones) or jacket no matter whether I'm on the road bike, flat bar or ebike.
Chucked out all the bib shorts and tights (with the exception of a couple of pairs of PlanetX padless bib tights) a couple of years ago as I just wasn't using them and have never owned a tight jersey.
 

katiewlx

Member
well they tried to just make it MAWIL, but that seemed a bit low effort.

I always preferred WILMA (woman in lycra middle aged), or OWL (older woman in lycra) there are others like WOCAIL (women of certain age in lycra) but none have ever quite captured the same attention as MAMIL has done.
 
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