'Are you single?'

[Brandane]

You called??
I am he!
What can I help you with!!??




P.S. ignore the other impostors who need to grow beards, etc.

I bow to your superior qualification!

Face fungus must be trendy again. I'm noticing a lot more youngsters (i.e. under 30) growing it. Including a lot of the acts at Glastonbury and T in the Park. Biffy Clyro, Debbie Harry, etc..

 

[luckyfox]

You called??
I am he!
What can I help you with!!??




P.S. ignore the other impostors who need to grow beards, etc.

If you truly are a Scott im guessing thats an overnight beardy

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

If you truly are a Scott im guessing thats an overnight beardy

Think more a Fortnight Beardy - Mine grows slow but sure......

 

[marknotgeorge]

Are you questioning my ability to grow a beard??

Yeah, ok, I get it, but this is me currently as it is in an earlyish stage of growth :

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Why have you got what looks like a face on your knee?

<scurries back down the M6...>

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Why have you got what looks like a face on your knee?

<scurries back down the M6...>

[QUOTE 3182546, member: 1314"]He's an ugly fugger. He should marry @subaqua[/QUOTE]

Keep talking, build yourselves up for a fall!!


Anyway, I was too busy trying to take the picture without me getting the rest of my face into it and also not getting my hand in the picture as the button was right next to the lens on the iPad (otherwise the pic would have been upside down) to think about looking nice!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You two should get a room

Which two?? Anyway yes, I'll happily provide the paper bag for either!!

 

[subaqua]

[QUOTE 3182546, member: 1314"]He's an ugly fugger. He should marry @subaqua[/QUOTE]
oi its the summer . i have no beard.

and TBF he is an ugly fugger whatever season.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

oi its the summer . i have no beard.

and TBF he is an ugly fugger whatever season.

With friends like these, who needs enemies?

 

[subaqua]

With friends like these, who needs enemies?

aww is MDB feeling a bit got at .

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

aww is MDB feeling a bit got at .

You smug, smug 'taken' people, of course I am!

 

[Headgardener]

Beard: Check, single: Check: 1/8th scottish:Check, ish. Right I,m your man Lucky

 

[vernon]

Numbnuts, those are some sexy kneecaps

Thanks for the replies tho.

Seriously do your wives let you play with the other kids??

Yes, mine does.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Why have you got what looks like a face on your knee?

<scurries back down the M6...>

[QUOTE 3182546, member: 1314"]He's an ugly fugger. He should marry @subaqua[/QUOTE]

oi its the summer . i have no beard.

and TBF he is an ugly fugger whatever season.

I may say a lot of things, but I draw the line at calling someone ugly, so please stop please, you have never even met me before so until you have, shut yer cake holes (I think that the best CC name for it)!!

Besides, straight men calling another Ugly?? Hmmmmm, suspect....

 

[luckyfox]

I may say a lot of things, but I draw the line at calling someone ugly, so please stop please, you have never even met me before so until you have, shut yer cake holes (I think that the best CC name for it)!!

Besides, straight men calling another Ugly?? Hmmmmm, suspect....

You know what, it's just beardy bachelor envy..

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You know what, it's just beardy bachelor envy..

Ah, THAT makes sense!!