'Are you single?'

[marknotgeorge]

I may say a lot of things, but I draw the line at calling someone ugly, so please stop please, you have never even met me before so until you have, shut yer cake holes (I think that the best CC name for it)!!

Besides, straight men calling another Ugly?? Hmmmmm, suspect....

Can I still allude to the Scottish hairy knee stereotype trait?

 

[SteCenturion]

Numbnuts, those are some sexy kneecaps

Thanks for the replies tho.

Seriously do your wives let you play with the other kids??

Absolutely not.

My MissC, fiance'e goes so far as to change the channel if she suspects a female being viewed is a fitty.
If said fitty is about to have coitus in a programme, she has lightning reaction speeds & can change channel faster than changing her mind, damn fast.

When driving, I am only allowed my ocular balls to point dead ahead & any suspected use of peripheral vision is met with disdain. This makes driving very hazardous & prevents me from window shopping.

If a female passer by is of the tasty variety, phrases like "she looks like a prostitute" - "look at her roots" & other assorted put downs are levelled at these strangers for my benefit, as if to say, "if you look at that woman you will catch a deadly disease".

Insecure ?

 

[Mugshot]

Absolutely not.

My MissC, fiance'e goes so far as to change the channel if she suspects a female being viewed is a fitty.
If said fitty is about to have coitus in a programme, she has lightning reaction speeds & can change channel faster than changing her mind, damn fast.

When driving, I am only allowed my ocular balls to point dead ahead & any suspected use of peripheral vision is met with disdain. This makes driving very hazardous & prevents me from window shopping.

If a female passer by is of the tasty variety, phrases like "she looks like a prostitute" - "look at her roots" & other assorted put downs are levelled at these strangers for my benefit, as if to say, "if you look at that woman you will catch a deadly disease".

Insecure ?

My friends wife is like that. I remember them being over one evening and one of the music channels was on in the background and we were watching a bit and chatting a bit and watching a little more, when a rather attractive lady came on, my mates wife said to me "Turn it over." To be honest I laughed and asked whether she was being serious, she assured me she was and that she would "get really funny about it" if I didn't. I did turn it over because I'm nice like that.
We used to work twilight shifts too, only once a week, there were a couple of girls that worked the same shift. It was not unusual for him to end up sleeping in his car because she'd kicked him out of the house after she'd waited up until 1am so she could interrogate him, which of course then led to a blazing row.
Personally I don't think I could put up with it, he most certainly is not Brad Pitt/Johnny Depp (insert handsome man of your choice here) either

 

[SteCenturion]

I am more Johnny Rotten than Johnny Depp & more Marlon Dingle than Brad Pitt so I don't understand it either.

I think I might be paying for a previous boyfriends misdemeanours.

Oh well..

 

[luckyfox]

Really??

I couldn't care less what any other girl looks like, they're not me and i'm totes amazeballs

For anyone who suffers with this, just say 'Doesn't matter who she is, she's not you' Your wife/girlfriend/partner will be putty in your hands.